Buying a car doesn't have to suck!

"Jayhawk Jake" (jayhawkjake) 03/06/2014 at 12:58 • Filed to: ADWATCH

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In !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! I had a discussion with some people about the dealerships in town, and how annoying their commercials are. So I did what any opponaut would do and posted them here to share! What are the most annoying car commercials in your town/city/country?

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Brian Silvestro > Jayhawk Jake 03/06/2014 at 12:59

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http://video-embed.syracuse.com/services/playe…

Fucking awful

Chairman Kaga > Jayhawk Jake 03/06/2014 at 13:00

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Jayhawk Jake > Chairman Kaga 03/06/2014 at 13:04

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The same idea as the one from Super Car Guys.

Complete with the quick cuts, dumb camera angles, and Pickle/Nickel rhyme.

Car dealers...Y U DO DIS?!

spanfucker retire bitch > Jayhawk Jake 03/06/2014 at 13:09

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Any auto commercial involving this asshole.

N/A POWAAAHH > spanfucker retire bitch 03/06/2014 at 13:13

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I hate him! I live in Canada but get some of NYs channels, so I have to deal with his shit

classbutnostile > Jayhawk Jake 03/06/2014 at 13:14

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Meatcoma > Chairman Kaga 03/06/2014 at 13:33

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Exact same lines as this guy from a local dealership.

Hey it’s Ted Heater from CarSmart.

The doctor told me to turn it down a notch so my heart doesn’t explode. Now I need some way to get your attention besides screaming. That puts me in a real pickle, so here’s what I’ve decided to do… It’s my Nickel Pickle Sale!

This week you can buy a nicer, newer vehicle at CarSmart and put just 5 cents down .

Yup,just a nickel and you can drive, even if you’ve had some past credit problems, even if you’ve been turned down before.

You can drive a nicer, newer car for just 5 cents down and the low, low payment of just $177 a month.

I’m in a pickle and you can drive for a nickel this week at CarSmart.

And my For the People Credit Approval Process means that if you have a job and a nickel you could be approved and driving today.

Plus, we’ll pay you up to $4,500 for any old trade – rusted, busted or just clunked out.

Come see in my pickle suit today.

I’m Ted Heater and I’m A Dealer For The People.

Taken directly from - here .

spanfucker retire bitch > N/A POWAAAHH 03/06/2014 at 13:34

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I think it's only fair. Although I love CBC for its hockey coverage, if I have to put up with Don Cherry, you have to put up with that lumbering oaf.

Consider it an exchange of blowhards.

Jayhawk Jake > classbutnostile 03/06/2014 at 13:43

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If that was a real ad, I bet you it would bring in more business than a legit one.

classbutnostile > Jayhawk Jake 03/06/2014 at 13:49

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Absolutely. I'm buyin' whatever they're sellin'.